Scientists have discovered a test that will tell them how good your chances are for getting well after you’ve just undergone a traumatic hospitalization for heart failure and spent thousands of either your insurance company’s funds or your own.

I’d guess, as a heart failure patient, you’d hardly find it appealing to think that your doctor is giving you a test that’s going to tell him you’re very likely to die within 60 days after you leave the hospital. Like David Spade in that hysterical frequent flyer miles commercial, your reaction is likely to be NO, NADA, NO WAY, C-E-NO, I’m not interested in your test, thank you very much. …unless of course you can help me.

It’s ironic that researchers often have to find out negative information before they can come up with positive news about treatments. Anyway, here’s a news article about the discovery that a high serum sodium level is a major predictor that you’ll die soon after being diagnosed with heart failure. It’s good that doctors are learning to pay more attention to this factor (formerly ignored in regard to heart failure). Happily, the story also reports that reducing these levels while you’re in the hospital can improve your chances, and they’ve discovered a drug that can help.

So this is what “no salt” is all about for heart patients. When things are working as expected, your kidneys excrete excess sodium; here’s more on what sodium serum level testing can tell you and your doctor.

I remember my dad struggling to adjust to living without salt. I don’t know about you, but I hope I’d be hitting up the doctor and talking about that sodium level thing before I ever got close to being in the hospital.

Now how I would be able to cope without salt is another matter.

Ireland reports record numbers of young people getting the mumps this year. Most are students in the 18-24 age group who are reporting inflammation of the salivary glands as the main symptom.

Geez, I thought mumps was a thing of the past. Looked up its history–hard to find on the web–but got this tidbit:

“…some older virology textbooks that still included some historical background information on viruses.

• Hippocrates described an outbreak of mumps in the 5th century B.C.
• Hamilton in 1790 emphasized the importance of orchitis and thought some CNS complications also were related to this glandular infection.
• In 1934 Johnson and Goodpasture demonstrated a filtrable virus was present in the saliva after successfully transmitting the virus to rhesus monkeys…
• Habel in 1945 was able to cultivate the virus in chick embryo …

Wonder if the Irish were preoccupied with something else (like bombing each other?) 15 or 20 years ago and didn’t bother to follow routine with the combined measles-mumps-rubella vaccine (for kids 15 months of age or older). Anyway, if you’re inclined, here’s a site on modern Irish history. Might be fun to know some of that stuff for St. Patrick’s day coming up.

Sometimes a solution comes along for a terrible problem that’s so elegant in its simplicity you wonder what in the hell took so long.

At a Chicago conferenc recently somebody figured out a way to save nearly half the 6000 people hanging onto life while waiting for kidney transplants. Voila–if your relative’s blood type doesn’t match yours, why not use a computer database to trade with somebody else’s relative who does–and who can use yours.

The U.S. isn’t the first country to think this up; Netherlands, Israel, and South Korea already operate similar programs. Database technology, which provides searchability in a hundred ways across millions of pieces of information–and which is as close as we can get to the way the human brain works–gives us ever-more-exciting ways to help people in our own backyards and people around the world.

Of course, it also gives the government–and enemies–frighteningly increasing power to know everything about you, too. But we’ve weathered world wars, raised a generation of kids to hide in the bunker from possible atomic bombs, got through the cold war, and are coexisting with soldiers having to fight wars that were unprovoked, so I guess we’ll manage to come up with a way to coexist with vast numbers of people knowing incredible amounts of stuff about us. Already, studies show that our young people are far less concerned about privacy than earlier generations.

Good thing. And it looks like this time, the rebels among us are using computers–including blogs–to fight injustice instead of homemade bombs like the underground freedom fighters in the 60s. Truly, computers have brought home the truth: The pen is mightier than the sword.

Now may be we can get our government to switch weapons–and save a few tens/hundreds/thousands of lives. We don’t need another generation where so many of our good young men don’t live to marry and father the next generation.

Now here’s what sounds like a good use for nano-materials–and hopefully not a dangerous one. ‘Twould be grand if this were brought to market soon. Though I love wireless devices for their convenience, I hate the constant purchasing, replacing and feeling-guilty-when-trying-to-decide-how-to-dispose of the typical ones. “Please discard properly. Batteries can leak… blah, blah” — the little environmental consciousness part of my conscience nags me every time I throw them in the garbage…

Happy news from Nokia: Using nanocrystals, Nokia has invented (it’s still in testing)“a rechargeable battery that can be fully charged in just 6 minutes, lasts 10 times as long as today’s rechargeables and can provide bursts of electricity up to three times more powerful is showing promise in a Nevada lab.”

Government folks–and many in health care–aren’t exactly known for quick pickup on trends, no matter how useful. Something about wheels grinding exceeding slow…

Anyway, good news from the FDA. They’ll soon be processing drug approvals with an electronic tool being developed by Global Net Service and Cyclone Commerce. Pharmaceutical makers will shortly be able to abandon inefficient paper submission and start submitting electronic documentation when seeking approval for new drugs.

Starting immediately and finishing in 2006, the new gateway will be the single point for electronic submissions from drug and medical device companies, drug distributors, food makers, health-care organizations and government agencies.

Thank heavens, this is just the beginning. Once everybody realizes just how much easier, faster, and cheaper electronic communication is, the word will get around and, with luck, the entire health care industry will get on the bandwagon. It’s always surprising to me–though I guess it shouldn’t be–when people and organizations refuse to see the obvious benefits of doing things differently. I guess maybe it’s because the nature of human beings is to fear change. And maybe the finance guys have to be beaten over the head with facts and figures before they realize that spending now will result in real savings for the long term.

Oh, yeah, now I remember. It’s the American obsession with this quarter’s bottom line that enforces the drag-your-feet attitude. Well, we’ve started copying the Japanese way of making cars. Maybe soon we’ll catch on to their “let’s-look-ten-years-ahead” philosophy and junk the “we’re-down-this-quarter!” panic-attack approach.

I wonder if every state in the union will eventually form a partnership to pursue the promise of big bucks in bioscience? Montana’s governor hails the formation of the state’s bioscience trade association, which makes them automatically a member of BIO, the national trade organization. BIO represents “more than 1,000 biotechnology companies, academic institutions, state biotechnology centers and related organizations in all 50 U.S. states and 33 other nations.”

It’s so strange to see cities, states and governments of all descriptions jumping all over the potential in this industry, even while many local investors shy away because the risks inherent in the business of experimenting with living things makes the payoff–which can easily be huge–seem perhaps not as worthwhile. After all, they might be saying, who wants to lose everything when someone sues a biomed company, claiming its products have caused severe physical damage, serious illness, or even death?

Catch-22. Risk / reward. Is there any way to protect investors? Well, the North Carolina people (surprise), who, by the way, call themselves “one of the top biotechnology regions in the United States and the world,” claim they work constantly to expand public investments in bioscience companies and life-science venture funds, loans for bioscience businesses, and tax incentives for investments and research.
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Is the rest of the world doomed to imitate this self-styled leader (N.B., North Carolina’s self-confidence and its flare for marketing seem to inspire a lot of jealousy among certain other states)? Perhaps reading some tips to bio-entrepreneurs could help us learn better how to inspire confidence in investors… The Tech Council of Maryland (another contender) offers this interesting read: Financial FAQs for bioscience companies.

Anybody want to invite insurance companies to throw out some ideas?

Do you enjoy driving by those gas stations with the horrendously bright lights–sometimes dozens of them? Last night on my way home from the airport I took a different route. And somewhere, I think it was on Miles Road in Warrensville Heights, I passed a new building that was so freaking lit up–at 7:30 pm–that I thought I was driving by a major government interrogation/torture center where they never let you close your eyes or sleep.

Anyway, between our use of gas and those lights, we’re screwing up nature’s elegant plans. From this Washington Post article comes: “Americans’ prodigious energy use — from the gas that fuels massive SUVs to the coal that keeps the light and heat on in sprawling suburban homes — comes at a cost. Burning fuel spews carbon dioxide (CO 2 ) into the air, which in turn traps heat and, most scientists believe, is accelerating global climate change that is melting glaciers, altering animals’ breeding and migration patterns, and boosting temperatures around the globe. “

If we don’t curb ourselves, nature’s going to do it for us. Why do we have to put our heads in the sand and wait for a climate crisis? I guess because denial and reactivity are easier than taking a stand before we have to. Sigh.

You know, I wrote about this in my Blog for Business yesterday, but it fits for BioMedNews as well. So here goes…

“We’re saving French cuisine!” claims the new science of molecular gastronomy. Okay, okay. All it means is that a guy with education and training in hard science is applying his skills to the processes of cooking. Why? Because in France, the very cradle of profoundly delicious food, many of the ordinary restaurants that have always provided extraordinary cooking can no longer afford to pay enough employees to do all the things they once did. This means shortcuts. This means lost flavor. This means, if you believe this Gourmet magazine article writing about scientists at the College of France, the potential crumbling of the very foundations of superb French food–and even, by virtue of its national identity being so completely tied up with its food, France itself.

Monsieur This (pronounced tees) experiments until he can disprove the need for a traditional technique without sacrificing flavor, and thus shave precious minutes from the labor time for preparing a classical dish. Voila…(even if you’re not a devoted cook, as a scientist you can appreciate this next bit):

“The paradox of the veloute, for example, is in fact just that. Traditionally, it has been maintained that the foam rising to the surface of a flour-thickened sauce is an impurity. However, M. This has made clinically sterile veloutes from which the foam still rises. Such a discovery might sound inconsequential, but it certainly is not to the kitchen apprentice who has to spend the break between lunch and dinner doing the skimming.”

Just one of the many reasons why food in France tastes incredibly good.

The happy part of this is that science is becoming an ally to tradition. These researchers are applying the newest scientific discoveries to finding ways to preserve the most exquisite parts of the past–and keeping a ton of small business owners in France in business.

This, as Martha would say, is a good thing.

Pfizer isn’t the only drug company struggling, what with potentially losing some of its big revenue items like Celebrex to patient health concerns and Lipitor and other drugs to patent expirations or challenges. Schering-Plough, Merck & Co. and others face similar hurdles.

This Washington Post reporter wonders whether pushing billion-dollar products is the right business model in an era of dramatically rising concern over drug costs. As we invent more new medicines and treatments, people’s health coverage shrinks and the costs must be borne by more patients who are less able to pay.

Pfizer is looking at cutting its sales force and focusing more on internal research. They spent $7.7 billion last year alone–some of it in licensing fees and revenue sharing with other companies (lots of little guys partner with Pfizer for its marketing muscle–they have 2000 alliances which also contribute 1/3 of revenue).

So how would we replace the model of the giant company taking the little guys under its wing? As the government watchdogs ever more closely its researchers’ relationships with private companies, the entrepreneurial spirits out there could lose some of their biggest supporters.

Without that kind of help, many in the biomed and biotech sectors may have to start circling the wagons and plotting out their lonely passage across the mountains just as so many entrepreneurs in business and industry have had to start doing in the last decade. It will be interesting to see what effect this might have on the wild and wooly careening of the biomed sector to the top of everyone’s hopes for job creation and revenue generation.

Some companies, as we’ve written recently, are benefiting big-time from the U.S. government’s obsession with defense against terrorists. Some of them might even change their names to include “defense” in order to take advantage of the boom in government support dollars. A northeast Ohio device company, formerly called Interwoven Technologies and now known as Stargate Defense Systems Corp, is another recipient of the Department of Defense’s largesse. They just received “$1.27 million to explore the feasibility of developing a handheld machine that would detect harmful chemicals, such as nerve or mustard gas, in drinking water.”

The good thing about this is that the end results of these negative-energy research projects (let’s face it–it’s hard to think of devoting your energy and your resources to defending against horrible things you think other people will do to you as anything but negative) will be adaptable to helping the human race in many other ways.

I once attended a class, for example, with a psychologist from Kenya who said, far from worrying about advanced mental health issues, many people in his country still have to be taught not to drink from the polluted waters in which they also defecate and bathe.

So if we can learn to detect bad stuff in water (no matter why we decided to learn it), maybe we can use that discovery to help raise the standard of living for others in our world…let’s hope sooner rather than later.